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Top Ten Signs That It's Time To Do The Laundry

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Enter the Monster GalleryHow to tell whether it’s an urgent need or you can wait a couple of days more? Simply follow our user-friendly tips ;)

- You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.

- You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.

- Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.

- Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie "Outbreak" to avoid catching the Ebola virus.

- The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died last week.

- The DEA’s drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong stench makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.

- Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends still say you reek.

- The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written in your jeans.

- Your red T-shirt is now green.

- The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company’s casual days does not include your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.


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